Did You Know...
Are you aware, that not only am I a horrible, man crushing succubus, but I am also totally a dyke?
Apparently it is well know that I have been secretly sleeping with my roommate for years, before, during and after my long term relationship with Jukebox Hero.
I'm glad this has been brought to my attention. I'm glad that now, I am finally aware that I not only have been sleeping with women, now I know exactly which woman I have been sleeping with. What I am not aware of, is if it's good sex or not. Maybe somebody can enlighten me. Is my gay sex with my roommate good? It seems that the general public knows allot more about about my personal life than I do.
I find it funny, considering, if you look at us individually, this recipe calls for disaster.
Subject A, may be kind of dykey. Subject A is also known to basically hate every person she has slept with, immediately afterwards.
Subject B, though can find women attractive, is not necessarily attracted to women, and also, happens to be afraid of vaginas.
I just wanted to give a big "fuck you" out there, to anybody who truly believes that:
a) I am a horrible man-eating succubus
b) If I did happen to be a lesbian, I would find it necessary to lie about it to everybody for no apparent reason
c) My friends and I are incapable of making our own, grown up decisions.
3 comments:
Has the rumour mill gone completely fucking nuts?! IT NEEDS TO STOP. Geez.
of course the sex was good. . . give me a little credit!
and I don't always hate them right after. . . only if they want to cuddle. . . then I breath fire, tell them to get out of my bubble, roll over and go to sleep, and trust that they will be gone when I get up.
I would like to not e that the rumour mill can totally make it up to me by spreading the romour that I am an international diamond theif *cough* I mean veterinarian by night.
People are bullshit.
And they clearly don't know you very well, because I barely know you, and I know that if you were going to be a dyke, you'd be the loudest proudest awesomest dyke there ever was.
And the sex would be awesome.
But I'm just guessing.
Post a Comment